monday commute

I don’t know why else anyone would be on the road on a Monday morning at 8:00 am, but I have a message for anyone out there that is NOT going to work, or is slightly inexperienced at the whole driving thing:  GET OUT OF THE WAY! 

For instance, you in the cute little Honda roller skate:  try cleaning your windshield.  You’ll probably be able to see the light change a lot faster.  And maybe then you won’t get so flustered by the sound of horns beeping that you freeze up and exacerbate the sitaution.  And you, in the leisure-suit-green Ford Granada, might want to let your shining example of 1970’s American automobile engineering warm up in the driveway for a few minutes before tempting the fates on the roadway with a motor that may or may not stall at acceleration for the first 20 minutes of every drive.
One of these days I’m going to lose it all over one of these stupid assholes who thinks that early Monday morning is the perfect time to drive 15 mph under the speed limit and prolong the life of their turn signals by NOT USING THEM.  Seriously, I am just trying to get to work.  If you’re not, get off the road and stay there until about 9:30 am.  The rest of us would appreciate it.


One Response to “monday commute”

  1. Pauldub Says:

    I once heard Gallagher (the comedian, not Rory) come up with a great idea. When you get your license, you are also issued a rubber dart gun. Every time someone pulls this crap on the road, you nail their car with a rubber dart. When a cop sees a car go by with 30 or so darts stuck on, the cop pulls them over and gives them a ticket for driving like an asshole.

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